They Killed Us
It’s us versus them And I’m them; I don’t know us And I’m weak And I’m bad And I’m down And I’m one I’m speaking No-one else is listening The chorus Comes towards us Breaking over My head Like I’m […]
Family Fortunes for Morons
In the game show Family Fortunes, families were tested to see if they thought like the general public. They gave answers to a series of braindead questions, such as naming a vegetable that you chop, or suggesting something you might […]
Talk is Dear
At the conclusion of the last episode, Karen Zipslicer found herself stuck with the trainees at the Institute. They are about to receive a lecture from Lady Emerald… Karen stood in the corner of Lady Emerald’s office, leaning against the […]
John Kerry Comes Clean About US Spying
In an extraordinary turn of events, US Secretary of State John Kerry has agreed to answer all allegations about the US government bugging the offices of the European Union and other democratically-elected governments. This is a live transcript from the […]
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