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Star Wars Parallel Universe

A long time ago, a new place was discovered. It was not here, but not that far away either. Somewhere between George Lucas’ imagination, George Lucas’ tampering, and the real world, there is a parallel universe where things make precisely as little sense as everywhere else. Put on your helmet made of tough white plastic, strap yourself in with your space belt, and prepare to play poker with some cheating Jedi masters…

Star Wars Parallel Universe

Parallel Return of the Jedi: Swamp Gas

November 4, 2012 Eric Priezkalns 0

A few decades ago, a man sat in his office and realized that film-making was a hard way to make money. If he made a really popular film, then many people would pay for their […]

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Parallel Return of the Jedi: Interruptions

April 2, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 0

At a studio, nearly thirty years ago, somewhere rather near Borehamwood, they knocked up some plywood sets and pretended they were spaceships. The time was a fair while ago, and the place quite far away, […]

comedy

Parallel Return of the Jedi: Party Animals

August 22, 2010 Eric Priezkalns 0

A fair while ago, in a place quite far away (unless you live there, in which case it is not far at all) there was a talented young film director, a carpenter, a junkie, and […]

comedy

Parallel Return of the Jedi: Making an Entrance

July 11, 2010 Eric Priezkalns 0

Long long ago, possibly before time began, and certainly before Tuesday last week, there was a saga called Star Wars. And lo, the people said it was good, and that it did verily enthrall them […]

comedy

Parallel Return of the Jedi: Calling on Jabba

April 10, 2010 Eric Priezkalns 0

An awfully long long time ago, in a place nowhere like here or wherever the heck you are, there was a story where knights fought with swords, battled strange monsters, went on long journeys and […]

comedy

Still More Empire Strikes Back: Parallel Universe

December 18, 2009 Eric Priezkalns 0

A long time ago in a galaxy not so far away… there started a saga. It was called Star Wars: Parallel Universe for it was quite like Star Wars but set in a parallel universe […]

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Yet More Empire Strikes Back: Parallel Universe

July 25, 2009 Eric Priezkalns 0

Somewhere between this universe and the imagination of George Lucas lies a wondrous place, made up of rude astrodroids and goofball jedis. It exists in a dimension parallel to The Empire Strikes Back and parallel […]

comedy

Even More Empire Strikes Back: Parallel Universe

June 6, 2009 Eric Priezkalns 0

In More Empire Strikes Back: Parallel Universe we left our alternative heroes in gloomy times. Han, Chewie, Leia and the Falcon have flown into an asteroid field. Yoda and Luke are stuck in the swamp. […]

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More Empire Strikes Back: Parallel Universe

May 9, 2009 Eric Priezkalns 0

A long time ago, there was a saga that borrowed from another saga. Imagine a parallel universe where the characters in Star Wars can travel faster than light and shoot laser beams, but otherwise behave […]

comedy

The Empire Strikes Back: Parallel Universe

December 7, 2008 Eric Priezkalns 0

Some sequels are inevitable. Spiderman begat Spiderman II. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure spawned Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. Peter Jackson always planned to make three movie adaptations of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings. […]

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