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A Script About a Script

March 28, 2009 Eric Priezkalns 0

I have been wanting to tell you all something for a while, but it has been a struggle to find the way to do it… Ezistopheles: No, No, NO! Too wimpy a start. You have […]

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A New Proposal

February 14, 2009 Eric Priezkalns 0

Would you believe that I get fan mail? Today, I am turning over Halfthoughts to a fellow who regularly sends me very interesting letters. He is Prince Karl Zeis, and he is a member of […]

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MaV-Eric in Davos

January 30, 2009 Eric Priezkalns 0

Do you find you never have enough time on your hands? I am always busy, especially now that credit is crunchier than burnt toast with a topping of unbuttered peanuts from a jar that had […]

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The Empire Strikes Back: Parallel Universe

December 7, 2008 Eric Priezkalns 0

Some sequels are inevitable. Spiderman begat Spiderman II. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure spawned Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. Peter Jackson always planned to make three movie adaptations of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings. […]

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Even More Star Wars: Parallel Universe

October 25, 2008 Eric Priezkalns 0

In the previous installment of Star Wars: Parallel Universe, Moff Tarkin had just ordered the execution of Princess Leia aboard the Death Star. We begin this bumper-length finale to the story with our oddball band […]

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More Star Wars: Parallel Universe

October 11, 2008 Eric Priezkalns 0

We left Star Wars: Parallel Universe with Obi-Wan rummaging through his old mementos and fibbing to Luke about his father. Next up, Obi-Wan introduces Luke to the Force… Luke: What’s this ‘Force’ you keep talking […]

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Star Wars: Parallel Universe

September 19, 2008 Eric Priezkalns 1

Everyone knows that Star Wars was set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. But what if it had been set in a parallel universe, one that is oddly closer to home? […]

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Shakespeare (The Next Generation Remix)

September 12, 2008 Eric Priezkalns 1

Hardly anyone likes the plays of William Shakespeare any more. He wrote great stories, invented new words, and greatly influenced English-speaking culture. Without The Bard, there would be no roses by any other names, no […]

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Oil’s Well That Ends Well

June 7, 2008 Eric Priezkalns 2

A few thousand years ago, God and the Devil were winding down after a day of hard negotiation on the Heaven and Hell Entrance Criteria Steering and Coordination Committee…. Devil: You really need to tell […]

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