Charlie Hebdo Will Live Forever

Charlie Hebdo Will Live Forever

They were silenced, but now they will never be silenced. They were killed, but now they will live forever.

The Christmas Mouse

The Christmas Mouse

The Christmas mouse ran through the house, whilst everybody else was asleep. As was his instinct, he began in the kitchen. Oh what a feast! The remnants filled his empty belly til the mouse thought he might burst. After much chewing and licking, he was fully sated, and more than slightly inebriated…

The Joy of Blank

The Joy of Blank

A celebration of a published story, a new name, and a blank page.

Halfthought of the Month

Halfthought of the Month

After 350 weekly posts since February 2008, Halfthoughts will switch to a monthly schedule.

Space Tourism is Dumb

Space Tourism is Dumb

The dream of space flight is thrilling. The human race has many good reasons to venture into space. However, the practical realities make space tourism an exceptionally stupid innovation in leisure.

Unstoppable You

Unstoppable You

A poem for somebody with a coincidental birthday.

Stories & Skits

The Christmas Mouse

The Christmas Mouse

The Christmas mouse ran through the house, whilst everybody else was asleep. As was his instinct, he began in the kitchen. Oh what a feast! The remnants filled his empty belly til the mouse thought he might burst. After much chewing and licking, he was fully sated, and more than slightly inebriated…

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The Christmas Mouse

The Christmas Mouse

The Christmas mouse ran through the house, whilst everybody else was asleep. As was his instinct, he began in the kitchen. Oh what a feast! The remnants filled his empty belly til the mouse thought he might burst. After much chewing and licking, he was fully sated, and more than slightly inebriated…