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An Apology to Barack Obama

An Apology to Barack Obama

Dear Mr. President, You do not know me, but I feel compelled to write you a personal message. Whilst I realize you probably do not read this website, I understand that blogging is an increasingly effective way of contacting you, […]

Preston Dirges Takes Valerie Into Space

Preston Dirges Takes Valerie Into Space

Int. Deserted Office Floor – Day Preston opens a door and leads Valerie on to the first floor of the building. It is seemingly deserted. There is no office furniture, only indents in the carpet where the furniture used to […]

Preston Dirges: Gordon and Tina

Preston Dirges: Gordon and Tina

Deep in the basement of Preston Dirges’ office lurks the Business Intelligence team, two people who can afford to spend the day talking to each other, because nobody else talks to them… Int. Windowless Basement Office Gordon and Tina sit […]

Preston Dirges Doubles His Empire

Preston Dirges Doubles His Empire

Int. Open-Plan Office – Day Preston knocks on the door of David Rubnick’s office, then opens it without waiting to be asked. Rubnick is staring out of the window, drinking his mug of coffee. RUBNICK: Preston! Why don’t you just […]