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An Apology to Barack Obama

March 24, 2012 Eric Priezkalns 0

Dear Mr. President, You do not know me, but I feel compelled to write you a personal message. Whilst I realize you probably do not read this website, I understand that blogging is an increasingly […]

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Preston Dirges Takes Valerie Into Space

March 18, 2012 Eric Priezkalns 0

Int. Deserted Office Floor – Day Preston opens a door and leads Valerie on to the first floor of the building. It is seemingly deserted. There is no office furniture, only indents in the carpet […]

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Preston Dirges: Gordon and Tina

March 11, 2012 Eric Priezkalns 0

Deep in the basement of Preston Dirges’ office lurks the Business Intelligence team, two people who can afford to spend the day talking to each other, because nobody else talks to them… Int. Windowless Basement […]

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Preston Dirges Doubles His Empire

March 4, 2012 Eric Priezkalns 0

Int. Open-Plan Office – Day Preston knocks on the door of David Rubnick’s office, then opens it without waiting to be asked. Rubnick is staring out of the window, drinking his mug of coffee. RUBNICK: […]

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