When Comedians Attack
Jonathan May-Bowles, a.k.a. Jonnie Marbles, is due for a recall to the comedy factory. After 17-and-a-half minutes of undeserved fame, he has conspicuously failed to use that time to tell a single funny joke. If you have forgotten who May-Bowles [...]
Downs and Ups
Sugar falls Relief comes Time strains Skies lighten Wonder palls Passion drums Heart drains Eyes brighten Virtues sleep Heroes wake Lies slicken Wise listen Statues weep Rivals brake Clouds thicken Teeth glisten Hollow rises Gaggles rest Space ends Waves applaud [...]
Six Unbankably Versatile Actors
Films stink. They really do. Especially films made by Hollywood. It must have something to do with money. It costs a lot of money to make a film, and then a lot of money to promote it, so funding a [...]

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