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Month: July 2011

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The Pitiful, Lyrical, and Least of the Political

July 30, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 0

Everybody loves a winner, or so the saying goes. Little affectionate attention is left for those who come last, and this is especially true of the great political race that lies at the heart of […]

Karen Zipslicer Stories
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Unpopular, a Claim Attempted

July 23, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 0

Cecilia the stork, carrying her precious package of kittens, leads Karen from Lundern Central Station. The street outside the station was narrow and crooked. Dimly lit by gas lanterns, the odd angles of the adjoining […]

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The Market Personified

July 16, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 0

A friend of mine asked me a question: “if the free market is a person, what would the person be like?” Here is my answer. The market is the embodiment of everybody, in aggregate. The […]

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Angry Teachers Make Easy Pray… I mean “Prey”

July 9, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 2

The British government recently announced their intention to cut the guidelines for school trips from 140 pages to 8 pages. I, like a lot of teachers, was surprised to find this move might be unpopular […]

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EsoT-Eric Finds His Calling

July 2, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 1

This month I had more bad news from the University of Berkhamsted. They flatly rejected my latest research proposal: a study of whether bad news comes in threes. The University was not convinced by my […]

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