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Month: January 2011

Poems

Better Together

January 30, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 1

Sun on skin Butter on toast Sport on telly Arriving on cue Ham on rye Eye on you Some things are good together Out with friends Service with smile Tea with milk Room with view […]

Essays & Opinion

Confessions to a Cruel Internet

January 22, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 0

Dear friend, I like to start my notes to you as if we’re already in the middle of a conversation. That was a line from a movie, You’ve Got Mail. Apologies; one should always recite […]

Robot Woman of Metropolis
comedy

More Crazy Cliches of Space Opera

January 16, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 0

Man’s imagination knows no bounds. This has been demonstrated by his inventiveness since time began. First man discovered space, most particularly the space between him and the nearest attractive woman. Man then invented singing, perhaps […]

comedy

New Year’s Dissolution

January 9, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 0

Twelvemonth had elapsed since the last arbitrary annual signifier of time’s passing. It was the first workday of the year. Preston was back at his desk. He stared at the opaque screen that separated his […]

Screenplays

First Person Singular

January 1, 2011 Eric Priezkalns 0

My first post of 2011 is pretty irregular, in that it is a properly formatted screenplay for a short film. I just submitted this screenplay to the Doha Film Institute. They had a deadline of […]

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