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The Christmas mouse ran through the house, whilst everybody else was asleep. As was his instinct, he began in the kitchen. Oh what a feast! The remnants filled his empty belly til the mouse thought he might burst. After much chewing and licking, he was fully sated, and more than slightly inebriated...

'Twas the day before Christmas, and all round the flat, Not a creature was present, not even the cat. Most were out shopping, loading bags full...

The half-hour recording of a comedy script that parodies Doctor Who and other sci-fi tropes.

Enjoy this blog as a podcast here or at iTunes. George Orwell wrote about Salvador Dali: "One ought to be able to hold in one's head...

It is a new year. What is so new about it? Anyone born before 2008 will have been here before, at least...

In the culture to which I was born, this time of year is for reflection, and for wishing peace and goodwill to all. ...

Imagine you went on a holiday - a long holiday. Maybe you went to Venus, or some Antarctic research station because you have...