(To the tune of the happy birthday song)
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday achoo
Sipping lemon tea for your cold
With three sugars too.
Another year has gone by
And you’re wondering why
Spots shrivel after your teenage years
But your nose will not dry.
You feel full of snot
So you’re wond’ring why not
Stick two tubes up your nostrils
And just drain the lot.
But please don’t get down
No, don’t wear a frown
Birthday sniffles may be miserable
But at least your sneeze gets around.
For a friend with a birthday and a cold