You ask me what I think?
Then Iâ€™ll tell you what I think.
Itâ€™s them in charge whatâ€™s all to blame.
They each one bloody stink.
Have you seen the papers?
And the awful things they say?
Theyâ€™re spying onâ€™t peopleâ€™s private lives.
Trust me â€“ I read â€™em evâ€™ry day.
The internet is mostly porn,
And thereâ€™s too much crap on TV.
If theyâ€™d pay me to, Iâ€™d watch it all,
And stop what folks shouldnâ€™t see.
Houses prices went throughâ€™t roof
Whenâ€™t credit was all the rage.
Now greedy banks have tightened screws
And wonâ€™t give me a third mortgage.
Thereâ€™s scroungers living off benefits.
Tax evaders pay nowt, but live flash.
Means I donâ€™t get what I deserve,
So I do all my business in cash.
Fat cats just worry â€™bout their pension.
They donâ€™t care about the country.
But whatâ€™ll happen when I retire?
Thatâ€™s why I bought shares in the FTSE.
Allâ€™t them in government cheat expenses,
They just want to fill their pockets.
The way they act is a bloody disgrace.
I think somebody should stop it.
Corruption, crime and filth,
Itâ€™s half the fault of immigrants.
Andâ€™t rest of blame is plain enough:
Weâ€™re run by a bunch of bloody cunts.
What have I done â€™bout it?
I wish it were my responsibility.
Iâ€™m not afraid to speak my mind,
But changing things ain’t up to me.